Scene: Kitchen table, early morning, Levi is cleaning up, Sara is finishing eating. I (Mom) have just banged out a little morning "wake-up" rhythym for fun on the drum set.
Levi: Mom! I didn't know you could play the drums like that. You play the drums better than you play the piano.
Levi: Really, mom. You should be in a rock band.
Long pause while Eric and I chuckle.
Sara (who had been listening intently but never looked up from her CEREAL): You'd still have to make breakfast, mom.