1. Go to Walmart at the end of a very long errand afternoon with all five children.
2. Go when Walmart is packed (i.e., anytime)
3. Fill your cart with everything you'll need for the rest of May. Seriously.
4. Go through the most frustrating checkout experience of your existence.
5. Determine to go home and rant about it on your blog.
6. Instead, get home and live your responsibilities.
7. Sit down three days later at the computer and realize Walmart isn't worth it.